bm tuition

so..
as usual every tuesday i'll have bm tuition.today is no exception! well.when i got there it just like any other usual day.then things get started and blah blah blah...
then! when Mr.****** was teaching he called me up.the dialog in front of like 40++ students is as followed :
sir : the chan fella there,give me 1 more isi for the karangan bahagian A u did for ur trial exam.
me : hmm..MELAHIRKAN PELAJAR YANG SIHAT!
sir ( *thinking* ) : that wan ah.there's 1 more isi sampingan.and it means that ur karangan is TEMPANG! ONE SIDED.
me ( *gosh! i knew that 1 more but just couldnt say it out! * ) : errr...donno sir.
sir : anybody knows? ( *looking around* ) aiyoo..sihat is fizikal ma.then the other 1 will be mental la! wake up wake up! haiyoo.u all are now talking about kurikulum must have both fizikal and mental ma!

i was like ( I WANTED TO TELL YOU BUT JUST CANNOT THINK OF IT IN AN INSTANT! )
nevermind...class go on..

sir : ah! the ms.gui ( calynn ) and ms.ong the talk somemore.tengok depan!

oh yea.then he gav us handout.about pencemaran sungai.then there was punca & langkah.so i went through it.the 1st isi was...i forgot ady but as a huraian for the isi there's KRISIS AIR 1991! ( i was born on that year! )

sir : eh! mr.chua! which year u were born?
mr.chua ( james ) : 1991 lo.
sir : then u all must be thankful to ur lucky star ( ur mum la ) u know not! many women lost their babies because they got to carry water up down up down for those who are staying in a flat.the crisis lasted for 1 year u know! u're very lucky!

HAHAHA!

then..
sir : u all know how its all started?
sir : u all know the dam at the machap there? there's a big dam and there's a rubber tree or palm tree.then those factories for those rubber and palm oil released toxic waste to the water ( the dam ) and it pollute the water in the dam! and there's ppl rearing fishes in the dam.Hitu ikan mia besar sampai macam ni besar! then after the authorities saw those fish DYING ,,,,!!!! the tan seng yew there better listen! when they saw those fishes dying they let go the water in the dam.and the malaccans' got no water as their water source is from the dam itself.so that's the water crisis story.

blah blah blah...class end and that's it!